Just so you know, I think Andy Warhol's work is divine.

Quotes of the weekend:
Shoe shine man to me on 6th Avenue:  "Don't hate me, but your shoes look like shit!"
(Admittedly, I was wearing some shoes that needed some work because of anticipated slush)
At the MoMA, while viewing a photo work featuring hair:
Tim:  That's a goatee.
Mary:  No, it's a patch.